[I will be up late tonight working on my 1040. And I will not be alone in
“Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases
‘revenue enhancement’. Not so. No one was fooled.” (Dan Quayle V.P.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the
government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is considered a mistake,
but when you lose a receipt, it is considered tax evasion?
The wages of sin is death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just
sort of a tired feeling.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s
through if you are a crook or a martyr.
A tax audit like a tornado – there’s a lot of screaming and you end up
losing your house.
When are we going to be allowed to list the government as a dependent?
The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible – and
unlike the Bible, contains no good news.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”