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04/14/10 Grif.Net – IRS, 3

04/14/10 Grif.Net – IRS, 3

[I will be up late tonight working on my 1040. And I will not be alone in
America.]

“Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases
‘revenue enhancement’. Not so. No one was fooled.” (Dan Quayle V.P.
1989-1993)
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the
government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
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Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is considered a mistake,
but when you lose a receipt, it is considered tax evasion?
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The wages of sin is death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just
sort of a tired feeling.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s
through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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A tax audit like a tornado – there’s a lot of screaming and you end up
losing your house.
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When are we going to be allowed to list the government as a dependent?
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The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible – and
unlike the Bible, contains no good news.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”