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04/07/10 Grif.Net – Quick Evaluations

04/07/10 Grif.Net – Quick Evaluations

[We can’t use the “r” word. My grandkids look at me as if I cussed when I
say “stupid” bear (I changed it to “silly”). So how DO we describe some
friends or co-worker or boss if we are limited in language? Here are 15 of
the best we’ve heard . . . ]

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

About three cents short of a nickel.

Crazy as a bucket of frogs.

Doesn’t have all the dots on the dice.

Doesn’t have both oars in the water.

Doesn’t know which side of the toast the butter is on.

Half a bubble off plumb.

In the shopping mall of the mind, he/she’s in the toy department.

Left the store without all the groceries.

Missing a few buttons on the remote control.

Not enough sandwiches for a picnic.

Oil doesn’t reach the dipstick.

One Fruit short of a loom.

One taco short of a combination plate.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”