03/02/10 Grif.Net – Drink of Water

[My eldest son turns 37 today. This is NOT a story about him. But it could
be.]

Little Jeremiah’s father had already tucked him into bed. They had enjoyed a
bedtime story, prayers and a good-night hug and kiss. It was time to sleep.
Not five minutes later, little Jeremiah called out, “Da-a-a-ad!”

“What, son?”

“I’m thirsty. Can I have a drink of water.”

“No. You already had a drink of water. Go to sleep, son.”

Three minutes passed. Then the little boy was at it again. “Da-a-a-ad!”

“What is it?”

“I’m still thirsty. Please! Please! Please! Can I have a drink of water?”

“I already told you no. Ask me again, and I will have to spank you.”

Two minutes later, Jeremiah yelled, “Da-a-a-ad!”

“What is it now?”

“When you come in here to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

03/01/10 Grif.Net – From the Police Blotter

From our small town Police Blotter –

In my neighborhood, a local manufacturing business was broken into last
night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing
the area for clues.

The toilet was stolen out of Precinct 17. Police are searching for the
culprit, but admit that they still have nothing to go on.

A woman was arrested for palm reading, but slipped out of custody because
she was only 4’6″ tall and no one saw her go. There is an all-points-
bulletin out for a “Small Medium at Large”.

Police were confronted along the road by an Amish woman. Evidently she had
decided to walk home from town because her husband was driving her buggy.

A patrol cruiser stopped after finding an 8-foot piece of rope along the
yellow line. The officer thought about filing a report, but decided to skip
it.

Officers responded to a call at the high school. Seems a mischievous youth
brought a rubber band pistol to algebra class. The teacher wanted him
arrested for carrying a weapon of math disruption.

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”