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02/23/10 Grif.Net – Employee Performance Review

02/23/10 Grif.Net – Employee Performance Review

[Ever wonder what the boss or supervisor is writing down when they do an
annual performance review?]

Since my last review, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig.

I would not allow this person to breed.

The employee has delusions of adequacy.

This woman is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Even after three years, the employee has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the
plastic thingie to hold it all together.

Obviously he worked with glue too much as a child.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

If this person were any slower, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

It sees impossible to believe the sperm that created this person beat out
1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”