In order to save his marriage, a brilliant Saints fan who had married a
slow-witted Colts fan agreed to undergo experimental brain surgery to lower
his IQ so that he too can root for the Colts.
After the procedure, as he was being wheeled into recovery, the surgeon went
up to the man’s wife. “I have awful news,” he says. “We accidentally removed
too much brain tissue, and the outlook for your husband is grim.”
“Oh no, Doctor,” says the wife, “what will that mean for him?”
Then, to her horror, she heard her husband weakly moaning: “Let’s… go…
Lions…”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”