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02/19/10 Grif.Net – Sunday Paper

“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?” The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.” There was quite a long pause on the other end…

02/18/10 Grif.Net – Comeback

A policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility… Q: ‘Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several…