Daily Archives: January 12, 2010

01/12/10 Grif.Net – Right Dad?

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country
preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was an
honest man. He was a loving husband. He was a kind father. He was generous
with all his friends. Blah, blah, blah.”
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to [...]

01/11/10 Grif.Net – From the Mouths of Babes

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess,
based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
–Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don’t want any more
kids.
–Lori, age 8
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find [...]