The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was an honest man. He was a loving husband. He was a kind father. He was generous with all his friends. Blah, blah, blah.”…

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. –Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don’t want any more kids. –Lori, age 8…