#10 ~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
#9 ~ Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
#8 ~ Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hey, this guy’s got two of ’em!
#7 ~ Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
#6 ~ Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration
#5 ~ I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
#4 ~ Sterile, schmerile. The OR floor’s clean, right?
#3 ~ Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
#2 ~ Don’t worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
#1 ~ Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Bonus: ~ Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”