Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good but
never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON’T see cutesy little smiley
faces; just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you’re scared, we will high-tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I’ll pick you up and dust you off– After I laugh my
behind off!
This is my oath. I pledge it to the end.
‘Why?’ you may ask; because you’re my FRIEND!
(Remember, “Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but
only YOU can feel the true warmth”)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”