01/30/10 Weekend Grif.Net – Following the Money

Serious subject caught my attention. Even though President Obama is against
off shore drilling for our country (though that may change), he signed an
executive order to loan $2,000,000,000 (two billion) of our taxpayers
dollars to a Brazilian Oil Exploration Company (which is the 8th largest
company in the entire world) to drill for oil off the coast of Brazil.

The oil that comes from this operation is for the sole purpose and use of
China and NOT THE USA! The Chinese government is under contract to purchase
all the oil that this oil field will produce, which is hundreds of millions
of barrels of oil.

The Wall Street Journal confirmed this:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203863204574346610120524166.ht

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We have absolutely no gain from this transaction whatsoever! WHY would the
USA, in time of grave financial challenges (as per the State of the Union
Address), loan such a huge sum?

Want the answer? The largest individual stockholder of this Brazilian Oil
Company and the one who would benefit most from this American BILLIONAIRE,
George Soros, one of President Obama’s most generous financial supporter
during his campaign.

Connecting the dots and following MY tax money shows more than I wanted to
see this week!

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/29/10 Grif.Net – Growing Older

[Bob J forwarded these very astute observations on growing older]

~Your kids are becoming you and you don’t like them, but your grandchildren
are perfect!

~When people say you look “Great”, they always add “for your age!”

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of
losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than you do in bed.

~Remember when your mother said “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an
accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

~You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married. Now, “I hope they STAY
married!”

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it
anywhere.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, 2 of which you will never wear.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/28/10 Grif.Net – Questions

On a visit to Moscow I was required to take a tour of Lenin’s tomb. Was this
a communist plot?

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

Why do people say “close proximity”? Is there a “far proximity?”

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What if it’s not an optical illusion but just looks like one?

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/27/10 Grif.Net – Birthday Ideas

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for
upcoming birthday.

“Yes,” came the answer. “I’ve bought her both a belt and a bag to go with
it.”

“That was very kind of you,” Jim added, “I hope she appreciated the
thought.”

Tony smiled as he replied, “So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will
work better now.”

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/26/10 Grif.Net – Marrying an Atheist?

A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Zach
proposed to me an hour ago.”

“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.

“Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe
there’s a Hell.”

Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him
how wrong he is.”

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/25/10 Grif.Net – Soccer Commentators

[Actual remarks made by soccer commentators - forwarded to me by someone who
mistakenly thinks I care about soccer]

1. Well, it is Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way,
I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.

5. Well, it’s a fabulous kaleidoscope of color – almost all the Brazilians
are wearing yellow shirts.

6. If that had gone in, it would definitely have been a goal.

7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn’t here today, which strongly
suggests that he may be elsewhere.

8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to
score two to win.

9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there
were eight.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/23/10 Weekend Grif.Net – Arctic Warming

[Associated Press] The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing
scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot,
according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consul
[omitted], at Bergen, Norway.

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical
change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the
Arctic zone. Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been
met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes. Soundings to a depth of 3,100
meters showed the Gulf Stream still very warm.

Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the
report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely
disappeared. Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern
Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts, which have never before
ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing
grounds. Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea
will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.

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[This was first published November 2, 1922, in the Washington Post.]

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/22/10 Grif.Net – Old Book

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just
thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. When asked
about it, the fellow mentioned that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

“Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.

“Why, Yes! That was it!”

“You idiot! You’ve thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy
recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!”

“Oh, I don’t think this book would have been worth anything close to that
much,” replied the man. “It was scribbled all over in the margins by some
guy named Martin Luther.”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/21/10 Grif.Net – Phone Call

The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with
relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” she said.
“What kind of a day are you having?”

“Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, “I’ve had such
a bad day. The baby won’t eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven’t
had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I’ve just sprained my ankle and I
have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I’m supposed
to have two couples to dinner tonight.”

The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. “Oh, darling,” she
said, “sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I’ll be over in half an hour.
I’ll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you.
I’ll feed the baby and I’ll call a repairman I know who’ll be at your house
to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I’ll do everything. In
fact, I’ll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home
and help out for once.”

“George?” said the housewife. “Who’s George?”

“Why, George! Your husband! Is this 223-1374?”

“No, this is 223-1375.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I guess I have the wrong number.”

There was a short pause and the housewife said, “Does this mean you’re not
coming over?”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/20/10 Grif.Net – Which Virgin?

A little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with
her first little children’s Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she
was very young.

Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet
moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King
James Version, to her only grandchild.

Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both
about the family members whose births and deaths were recorded therein, and
about various aspects of the Scriptures themselves.

Her grandmother was endeavoring to answer all the child’s questions in terms
she could understand, but the one that stopped her cold was this sincere
inquiry:

“Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? Was it the Virgin Mary or the King
James virgin?”

 ~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/19/10 Grif.Net – Visiting Church

[Gramma forwarded this chuckle]

Gladys Dunn had recently moved into a retirement community in a small town
in Florida.

One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to a church not far from her
apartment.
She was in awe of the beautiful church, as well as music from the choir.

She wasn’t too impressed with the sermon. She thought it was kind of boring,
and as she looked around the church, she noticed that many of the
parishioners were nodding off.

When the pastor finished, he encouraged his congregation to greet those
sitting close to him. Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left. He,
too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and stretching trying to wake up. He
smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile.

She politely offered her hand and said, “I’m Gladys Dunn.”

“You and me both!” the man replied.

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/18/10 Grif.Net – Monday Morning Coffee

A little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning,
He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee she had
ever had!

When she had heroically gulped down the last of the liquid she saw three
green army men in the bottom of the cup! Naturally she asked, “Honey, what
are the army men doing in my coffee?”

Her grandson said, “Grandma it says on TV that the best part of waking up is
soldiers in your cup.”

 ~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

01/16/10 Weekend Grif.Net – Buying Lunch

I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned
seat. It was going to be a long flight. I’m glad I have a good book to
read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I thought.

Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all
the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a
conversation.. ‘Where are you headed?’ I asked the soldier seated nearest
to me.

‘Petawawa. We’ll be there for two weeks for special training, and then
we’re being deployed to Afghanistan’ was his response. After flying for
about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for
five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached the east coast,
and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.

As I reached for my wallet, I overheard a soldier ask his buddy if he
planned to buy lunch.

‘No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably
wouldn’t be worth five bucks. I’ll wait till we get to base’

His friend agreed.

I looked around at the other soldiers. Not one was buying lunch. I walked
to the back of the plane and handed the flight attendant a fifty dollar
bill. ‘Take a lunch to all those soldiers.’

She grabbed my arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she
thanked me. ‘My son was a soldier in Iraq; it’s almost like you are doing
it for him.’

Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the soldiers were
seated. She stopped at my seat and asked, ‘Which do you like best – beef or
chicken?’

‘Chicken,’ I replied, wondering why she asked. She turned and went to the
front of the plane, returning a minute later with a dinner plate from first
class.

‘This is your thanks.’

After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the plane, heading for
the rest room. A man stopped me. ‘I saw what you did. I want to be part
of it. Here, take this.’ He handed me twenty-five dollars.

Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain coming down the
aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he walked, I hoped he was not looking
for me, but noticed he was looking at the numbers only on my side of the
plane. When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his hand, and
said, ‘I want to shake your hand.’

Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the Captain’s hand.

With a booming voice he said, ‘I was a soldier and I was a military pilot.
Once, someone bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never
forgot.’

I was embarrassed when applause was heard from all of the passengers.

Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch my legs. A man
who was seated about six rows in front of me reached out his hand, wanting
to shake mine. He left another twenty-five dollars in my palm.

When we landed I gathered my belongings and started to deplane. Waiting
just inside the airplane door was a man who stopped me, put something in my
shirt pocket, turned, and walked away without saying a word. Another
twenty-five dollars!

Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their trip to
the base. I walked over to them and handed them seventy-five dollars. ‘It
will take you some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a
sandwich. God Bless You.’

Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect of their fellow
travelers. As I walked briskly to my car, I whispered a prayer for their
safe return. These soldiers were giving their all for our country. I
could only give them a couple of meals.

It seemed so little…

[Thanks for this forward from Carol]

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”