Dear Mr. Grim Reaper,
So far this year you have taken away my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my
favorite entertainer Michael Jackson, and my favorite actress Farrah
Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama.
[If you are of a more liberal persuasion, feel free to change name to the
politician of your choice! We offer equal opportunity satire!]
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”