A cowboy from Montana appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.
‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered. ‘On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn’t listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the
face. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the snot out of you!’
St. Peter was impressed then asked, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago . . . ‘
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”