Four expectant fathers were at Swedish Hospital in Minneapolis, while their
wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir,
you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, “You,
sir, are the father of triplets.”
“Wow, that’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answered. “I work for the
3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.”
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse
came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the
corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply.
“Don’t tell me another coincidence?” asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, “I don’t believe it, I work
for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had
just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after
some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, “Sir, are you all right?”
“Yes” says the man, “I’m okay now. I just had a shocking thought. I’m the
manager of a local 7-11 Store.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
