[A little grade school humor shared by a 6th grader with me]
Q. Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Old Testament?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q. What kind of motorcycle is in the Bible?
A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the New Testament?
A. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. It had never entered his head before.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant sinner in the Bible?
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out
Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. BTW, the Giants and the Angels were
rained out.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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