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11/09/09 Grif.Net – Kissimmee

11/09/09 Grif.Net – Kissimmee

A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the
country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange
spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me;
kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At
the counter, the man said to the waitress:

“My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this
place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can
understand.”

The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.”

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”