An old codger was sitting on his porch this morning, enjoying his rocking
chair on one of the last nice days of Autumn. A young man walked up with a
pad and pencil in his hand and asked to come up on the porch.
“Are you a day early for Halloween or are you trying to sell me somethin’,
young fellar?” he asked.
“I’m not selling anything, sir,” the young man replied. “I’m the census
taker.”
“A what?” the man asked.
“A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United
States.”
“Well,” the man answered, “you’re wasting your time with me. I have no
idea.”
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One more question without an answer: Day light savings time – why are they
saving it and where do they keep it?
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
