[Unless more "imponderables" that are far from the ordinary oft-repeated
fare pop up in my mail box, this is the end. Maybe.
When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a
mattress?
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't
afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire
taller dancers?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is my index finger the same size as my nostrils?
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
