You Might Be a Bad Cook if . . .
Your microwave display reads “TILT!”
You know dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Your dog goes to the neighbors’ to eat.
Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a
fire truck siren.
If the EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright
red “biohazard” symbols.
Your family buys Rolaids, Pepto Bismal, and Tums in bulk.
Your homemade bread loaf can be used as a door stop.
You used three boxes of scouring pads, a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, but
that macaroni and cheese still won’t let go of the pan!
You call your mother to ask how long to boil cabbage to make coleslaw.
The family pets are no where to be found during dinner.
If anyone has ever broken a tooth while eating your homemade yogurt.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”