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10/06/09 Grif.Net – On Board

10/06/09 Grif.Net – On Board

[The grif.net will be more intermittent for a few days but don’t worry,
WE’LL BE BACK (much to your regrets!)]

A musician who joined the cruise ship orchestra was having difficulty
keeping time with the rest of the band.

Finally, the captain said, “Either you learn to keep time or I’ll throw you
overboard. . . . It’s up to you, sync or swim.”

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A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a giant liner yesterday
heading for warmer climates.

He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, “Beggars
can’t be cruisers.”

[More puns to come. As the pirate said, Time to carpe diem” (Seas the Day)]

 
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”