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09/01/09 Grif.Net – Some Bad Pun Submissions

09/01/09 Grif.Net – Some Bad Pun Submissions

New month so have to share some truly awful puns . . .

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him
very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he’s fully
recovered now.

My doctor had also trained in chemistry. All his patients knew he would
either helium or barium.

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

When the knight walked into the blacksmith’s shop to pick up his armor, the
blacksmith said, “You’ve got mail.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”