08/20/09 Grif.Net – Life’s Great Questions

08/20/09 Grif.Net – Life’s Great Questions

[Some of these are new; some are as old as Iowa and twice as corny, but I
found myself laughing again. Maybe you will, too]

If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive through bank machines?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

If its tourist season, do we get to shoot them?

How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”