[Third and final batch of Grandkids are heading to Wyoming this weekend so
Grandpa is trying to “get in shape” with kid-style jokes. Lame kid-style
jokes, for sure, but I’m trying]
A cowboy rides into Casper, Wyoming, wearing a paper hat, paper pants, and
paper boots, and he’s immediately arrested. Why?
Rustling
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Doctor, woof, you’ve got to help me, woof woof. I think I’m a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since I was a little puppy”
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If George Washington were alive today, what would he be most famous for?
His age
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What’s green, slimy and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot. (Actually had a 7-year old tell me that one at church)
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A duck walked into a pharmacy and says, “Gimme some of that Chapstick.”
The owner asked, “Well I would, but how are you going to pay for it? Cash or
charge?
The duck said, “Neither, just put it on my bill!”
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What is black, has wings and is covered with feathers and flies?
A dead crow.
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“Doctor… Woof… I still think I’m a dog!”
“Probably all in your head, with no basis in physical reality, but until
we’re sure… Off the couch!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”