08/07/09 Grif.Net – Grandkids Coming

08/07/09 Grif.Net – Grandkids Coming

[Third and final batch of Grandkids are heading to Wyoming this weekend so
Grandpa is trying to “get in shape” with kid-style jokes. Lame kid-style
jokes, for sure, but I’m trying]

A cowboy rides into Casper, Wyoming, wearing a paper hat, paper pants, and
paper boots, and he’s immediately arrested. Why?

Doctor, woof, you’ve got to help me, woof woof. I think I’m a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since I was a little puppy”

If George Washington were alive today, what would he be most famous for?
His age

What’s green, slimy and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot. (Actually had a 7-year old tell me that one at church)

A duck walked into a pharmacy and says, “Gimme some of that Chapstick.”
The owner asked, “Well I would, but how are you going to pay for it? Cash or
The duck said, “Neither, just put it on my bill!”

What is black, has wings and is covered with feathers and flies?
A dead crow.

“Doctor… Woof… I still think I’m a dog!”
“Probably all in your head, with no basis in physical reality, but until
we’re sure… Off the couch!”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”