Now it’s time for the man’s rules. We always hear “the rules” for the
feminine side. OK. We are now going to hear the rules from the man’s side.
These are our rules!
Please note these are all numbered “1″ on purpose. [Copied, the original
source is unknown . . or more likely in hiding]
1. Learn [...]
[Came across a humdinger of a blog article. Was even MORE startled when I
saw who wrote it - a ditzy blonde actress of Saturday Night Live fame. But
what she said was spot on.]
Cheetos (Poor People Need Fathers Not Government Programs)
by Victoria Jackson
I’m sitting in a waiting room. I’m waiting for my auditioning squad to
execute [...]
[Some noticed two little icons at the bottom of recent grif.net messages.
These are "counter" boxes, to show the popularity of the grif.net web site.
No need to ever click on them, although they will contain a list of 1000 top
"Baptist" or "Christian" sites, many of which are VERY good] We’re testing
it out to see value [...]
The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they
had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the
restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then
estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a
large amount of food. [...]
Do YOU have favorites? We will have grif.net readers share on Friday.]
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There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
 I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to [...]
[Day 2. All true, some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these
and passing them on. Do YOU have favorites? We will have grif.net readers
share on Friday.]
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I [...]
[All true... Some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these and
passing them on. Do YOU have favorite questions or statements? We will have
grif.net readers share on Friday]
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will [...]
Big hubbub this past week on Mrs. Obama’s “shorts” when vacationing in
Wyoming and Arizona. Not an issue for me, compared to the MILLIONS of
dollars she is spending on her White House staff. From a Canadian news link
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“There has never been anyone in the White House at any time that has created
such an army [...]
[Ivan, a preacher in Illinois, sent this bit of humor]
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he
came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want
for the mower?” asked the preacher.
“I just want enough money to go out and buy me a [...]
[Some of these are new; some are as old as Iowa and twice as corny, but I
found myself laughing again. Maybe you will, too]
If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
Why do they put [...]
Have your children finished their “Summer Reading List”? Mine were intrigued
with the titles and the authors’ names.
“I Love Fractions”, by Lois Denominator.
“Learn the Alphabet with Me”, by Abe B. Seedy
“Uninteresting Advertising Signs”, by Bill Bored.
“The French Chef”, by Sue Flay.
“I’m a Lumberjack”, by Tim Berr
“French Beach Sandals”, by Phillipe Philloppe
“Tracing Dead Relatives”, by Anne [...]
The temperature of Heaven may be accurately computed. Our authority is
Isaiah 30:26, “Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the
Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven
days.”
Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun,
and in [...]
This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during
the day.
Breakfast
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast – dry
8 oz skim milk
Lunch
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
Midafternoon Snack
Rest of the Oreos in the package
2 pints of Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot [...]
