A pastor placed his order at the pet store. “I need at least 50 mice, 2,000
ants and as many of those little silverfish you can get.”
The clerk replied, “We can probably do that, but it might take some time.
Mind if I ask why you are placing such an unusual order?”
The pastor responded, “I’ve accepted a call to another church and the church
council here told me to leave the parsonage the way I found it.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”