[My whining about Casper’s odd cold/wet weather and the jokes about Seattle
brought a response from Ben in the Tempe/Phoenix area]
IT’S SO HOT in Arizona in the summer that . . .
We go to McDonalds to get coffee and pour it on our laps – just to cool off.
The farmers must feed their cows ice cubes so they don’t give evaporated
milk.
At 95 and hazy, it is kind of like most of the drivers in Phoenix.
We saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
Everywhere you look there is sunshine and warmth. It