[Since March 20th we’ve have 5 heavy snow storms and uncounted rain storms.
Very unusual for arid Casper. Last Sunday (June 7) was 37F and half inch of
rain. A friend in Seattle wrote me and said to QUIT WHINING about the
little bit of precipitation we get in Wyoming. And gave some examples from
her home town.]
What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through
July.
What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
What’s the definition of a Seattle optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his
rain hat.
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Rainier, it’s going to
rain. If not, it already is.
A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and
it’s raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He
goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair, “Hey kid,
does it ever stop raining around here?” The kid says, “How do I know? I’m
only 6.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”