06/10/09 Grif.Net – Tornado

06/10/09 Grif.Net – Tornado

Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados.
But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here
is the MOOJITA Scale…

M0 Tornado – Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow
and become mildly annoyed

M1 Tornado – Cows are tipped over and can’t get up

M2 Tornado – Cows begin rolling with the wind

M3 Tornado – Cows tumble and bounce

M4 Tornado – Cows are AIRBORN

M5 Tornado – S T E A K !

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”