I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the
wrong answers.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in
the correct screw.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I
hate plants.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s
life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if
there are men on base.
Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I
realized that I had no character.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
And the all-time favorite . . .
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I
repeat myself.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”