The economy is so bad.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Gold diggers are marrying for love.
Even people who were not hired by the Obama administration aren’t paying
their taxes.
Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Mothers in Bangladesh are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you
know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?”
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s
names.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
And finally … Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Hey, neat…. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $3 trillion disappear.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”