Daily Archives: April 30, 2009

04/30/09 Grif.Net – Redneck Haiku

[As you may already know, Haiku has 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first
line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. Here are some suggestions.]
OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Neighbor kid’s been playing with
Gasoline again
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Doublewide’s front door
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mud [...]