[Trying to beat another snow-storm driving home. Winter will not end! But
that does not stop me from asking you these VERY IMPORTANT questions:]
What do you get when you cross . . .
A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.
A dog with a cantaloupe? A melon-collie baby.
A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.
A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.
A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.
A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.
A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.
A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.
A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.
A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.
An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.
An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.
The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Half way.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love