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04/24/09 Grif.Net – Important Questions

04/24/09 Grif.Net – Important Questions

[Trying to beat another snow-storm driving home. Winter will not end! But
that does not stop me from asking you these VERY IMPORTANT questions:]

What do you get when you cross . . .

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

A dog with a cantaloupe? A melon-collie baby.

A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.

A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.

A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.

A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Half way.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love