04/14/09 Grif.Net – Man of the House

04/14/09 Grif.Net – Man of the House

Read in the paper about a fellow who had just finished reading a new book
entitled, ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE’. He stormed to his wife in the
kitchen and announced:

“From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and I will have my way with you. Afterwards,
you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “My first guess would be the funeral director.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”