04/03/09 Grif.Net – Two-thirds of a Pun is PU

04/03/09 Grif.Net – Two-thirds of a Pun is PU

[What a way to start out April with three days of really bad puns and
word-plays. But that’s it. Maybe. April 15th is coming! Always a joke!]

Scientists have announced that we have made contact with an alien race whose
planet is entirely covered by one gigantic shopping center. The skeptical
scientists didn’t believe it at first, but they’ve now confirmed that it’s a
mall world after all.

The hardware store clerk asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or
Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.

An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house. It was a very
cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a
best cellar.

It just dawned on me that I a.m. a morning person.

Horses may get into the movies, but they’re usually saddled with the bit

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night
wondering if there was a dog.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”