He made money sending thousands of junk emails to people, but one day he
made a mistake and sent a whole load of them to a famous Hollywood actress.
She was so angry that she had him beaten up, and that’s how he came to be
known as The Star Mangled Spammer.
I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196
until he rounded them up.
Buffalo, NY became a city in 1832. In 2032, when the city of Buffalo is 200
years old, the mayor plans to hold a Bison-tennial Festival.
The mailman delivered a package the other day, but when it arrived it was
all damp. I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had
postage dew.
Did you know that James Bond once slept right through an earthquake? He was
shaken; not stirred.
There’s a new program on TV about origami. I don’t watch it, since it’s
paper view.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”