Daily Archives: March 13, 2009

03/13/09 Grif.Net – Stock Market Definitions

STOCK MARKET DEFINITIONS FOR SAVVY 2009 INVESTORS
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investment banker to
mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6- to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling [...]