There’s a new movie out this weekend. It’s about the time that Marc Antony’s
wife was a slumlord in the Mideast in World War I.
It’s called “Low Rents of Octavia.”
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There’s another new movie out this week. It’s about a crusading attorney in
the Deep South who heroically invoices a swaying piece of coagulated milk.
It’s called “To Bill A Rocking Curd.”
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Still looking for a movie? This one’s about an ursine version of Ms.
Karenina who, after a doomed love affair, commits suicide by throwing
herself on a chainsaw.
It’s called “Anna Bear To Dismember.”
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One more? It’s about a domestic fowl that haunts a famous expert in
mind-body medicine.
It’s called “Bantam of the Chopra.”
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Last one. Promise. This movie is about a disfigured mediocre French bistro
chef who becomes a world-renowned auto mechanic. It’s called “The Brunch
Hack of Motor Fame.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”