Norinne – “I just joined a group of Accordion Players”
Teresa – “Oh,” (kiddingly) “is it a Twelve-Step Group?”
Norinne – “No, it’s a One-and-a-Two step group”
Mourner at funeral – “He looks so natural”
Widow – “You should have seen him two weeks ago.”
Friend – “What time is it?”
Lizzie Borden – “I don’t know; I’ll go ax father.”
Crew member – “Who will steer the Jolly Roger when you sleep at night?”
Long John Silver – “No one. I’ll just put the ship on auto-pirate.”
Policeman – “Why are you carrying a desk on your back, with a chair in one
hand and a wastebasket in the other?”
Mike – “I’m impersonating an office, sir.”
Anna – “Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?”
Susan – “Someone told him to get a long little doggie.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”