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03/09/09 Grif.Net – Feds

03/09/09 Grif.Net – Feds

A Federal Agent from the Bureau of Land Management: Department of Water
stopped by a ranch west of Casper and talked with an old rancher. He told
the codger, “I need to inspect your farm for your irrigation allocation.”

The old rancher said, “OK, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The Water representative said, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me. See this CARD? This CARD means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”

The rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, he heard loud
screams and saw the Water Representative running for the fence. Close
behind was the rancher’s huge prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water
Rep with every step.

The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his
tools, ran to the fence and shouted out – “Your card! Your card! Show him
your card!”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”