[A string of a dozen Pearls of Wisdom from “A Prairie Home Companion”]
If it weren’t for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for all of us.
During the Stone Age men took everything for granite.
Shouldn’t one ask for ‘stop coughing’ medicine?
A hard boiled egg is hard to beat.
Is it true that ‘DNA’ stands for National Dyslexics Association?
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
The difference between “in-laws” and “outlaws” is simple: Outlaws are
wanted.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one.
If at first you don’t succeed, try shortstop.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”