03/03/09 Grif.Net – Pearls of Wisdom

03/03/09 Grif.Net – Pearls of Wisdom

[A string of a dozen Pearls of Wisdom from “A Prairie Home Companion”]

If it weren’t for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for all of us.

During the Stone Age men took everything for granite.

Shouldn’t one ask for ‘stop coughing’ medicine?

A hard boiled egg is hard to beat.

Is it true that ‘DNA’ stands for National Dyslexics Association?

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

The difference between “in-laws” and “outlaws” is simple: Outlaws are

If the shoe fits, buy the other one.

If at first you don’t succeed, try shortstop.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”