Daily Archives: March 3, 2009

03/03/09 Grif.Net – Pearls of Wisdom

[A string of a dozen Pearls of Wisdom from "A Prairie Home Companion"]
If it weren’t for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for all of us.
During the Stone Age men took everything for granite.
Shouldn’t one ask for ’stop coughing’ medicine?
A hard boiled egg is hard to beat.
Is it true that ‘DNA’ stands for National Dyslexics [...]