If a lawyer and your mother-in-law were drowning, and you could only save
one of them, would you go watch television or just have a Coke?
If a tree falls in a forest, and it hits a mime, will he make a sound?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s
life, she will always choose to save the infant’s life without even
considering if there is a man on base?
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, don’t you
think there’d be a shortage of fishing poles?
If 10% is good enough for Jesus, shouldn’t it be good enough for Uncle Sam?
If stupidity got us into this financial mess, why can’t it get us out?
If you think the metric system did not really catch on in the States, have
you counted the increasing popularity of the 9mm bullet?
If God were a liberal, would He have given Moses the Ten Suggestions?
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”