Little Jacob was crying on his way home from church. His father and mother
repeatedly asked him what was wrong.
Jacob finally replied, “The preacher said in his sermon that he wanted all
of us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.”
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“The apocalypse will have lots of screaming and yelling,” Brian mentioned to
his father in the car after church. “I think that’s why the preacher kept
talking about four hoarse men.”
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Asked what she had learned during the service, Jan replied, “A Christian man
should have only one wife. That is called monotony.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”