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12/19/08 Grif.Net – Top 10 List for Christmas

12/19/08 Grif.Net – Top 10 List for Christmas

TOP TEN EXCUSES THE INNKEEPER HAD

10. Rome’s “Stay Free” promotion a bit too successful
9. Wife said he couldn’t accept olive wood carvings as payment anymore
8. Too busy getting new “Motel One” franchise going
7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels
6. Filled up for the “Caesar Impersonators'” convention
5. Didn’t accept the Judean Express Card
4. Last room left was by the ice machine
3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before
1. No last names, no service

TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR HOLIDAY TV SPECIALS

10. Rudolph The Insurance Adjuster
9. Mary, Joseph, and the Donkey’s Wet, Hacking Cough
8. It’s an Above Average Life
7. A Charlie Brown Parole Hearing
6. Frosty 2: The Revenge
5. It’s a Claymation Hanukkah
4. The Whoville Seven
3. Live from Las Vegas: The Grinch IS Elvis!!
2. The Innkeeper’s Dental Appointment
1. The Night Santa Snapped

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”