[Jim forwarded this TOP TEN list, hopefully NOT from personal experience,
why some men have dogs and not wives]
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get
another dog?
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think
it’s interesting.
And a bonus: If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”