NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no lovin’.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market
keeps crashing.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @
$240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a
nuthouse.
PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.
NEW MOTTO – “This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half my money but I still
have my wife.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”