10/17/08 Grif.Net – Satan in Church

10/17/08 Grif.Net – Satan in Church

At church on beautiful Sunday morning Satan appeared at the front. Everyone
started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the
fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, “Don’t
you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid of

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

Dr Bob Griffin,
“Jesus knows me, this I love”