[Man, the really bad plays on words are pouring in. What have I started?
Mark writes:]
My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well
when suddenly she turned red in the face and began to scream, “SHOULDN’T .
.. COULDN’T . . WOULDN’T . . DIDN’T . . CAN’T!”
“Doctor,” I asked, “what’s wrong with my wife?”
“Nothing unusual sir,” he replied. “She’s just having contractions.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”