So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion,
and the table had a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass the
salt.
I was stunned last night when my wife told me I was too wrapped up in
myself. When did I get a wife?
I may not know what I’m doing, but I’m pretty sure I’m doing it brilliantly.
A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it
makes up for in speed.
There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that 30 years won’t fix.
At the funeral parlor they told me that grief takes many forms. At least
they helped me fill them out.
I know I’m beautiful on the inside … I have the colonoscopy video to prove
it.
That which does not kill us makes us , , , bitter. Really, really bitter.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
In a recent poll, 60 percent of people believe their workplace is louder now
than it was five years ago. The other 40 percent didn’t hear the question.
I was visiting a monastery recently and I saw a sign that read, “In case of
fire, break vow of silence.”
As a minister, my hobby is being a bird lover. Mostly chicken. Mostly fried.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”