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09/02/08 Grif.Net – AARP Forum

09/02/08 Grif.Net – AARP Forum

LB sent me this. Obviously he reads other forums than a young guy like me
(I’m only 60) might read. These are for those of us who are 70 and older,
and for those under 70 who will have this to look forward to not too long
from now!!

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM AN AARP FORUM

Q: Where can men over the age of 70 find younger, beautiful women who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore——-under fiction.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 70+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly—–wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Why should 70+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 70+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 70+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A: “Goodness, I remember every one of these.”

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”