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08/21/08 Grif.Net – Grandpa’s Favorites: PUNishment

08/21/08 Grif.Net – Grandpa’s Favorites: PUNishment

Have the last four of my grandchildren here visiting this summer, so thought
I’d share some jokes about their Grandpa’s life. Next Up = Puns

Prison Escapee: “Say, Bob, how did you get rid of the bloodhounds that were
trailing us?”
Bob: “I threw a penny in the stream back there and guess they followed the
cent.”

Jim: “Did anyone laugh when the fat lady slipped on the ice?”
Bob: “No, but the ice made some awful cracks.”

Wayne: “I just love to be in the country and hear the wind make the trees
whisper.”
Bob: “I do too, but I sure hate to hear the grass mown.”

Grandson: “When rain falls, does it ever get up again?”
Bob: “Oh yes, in dew time.”

Visitor: “Is there money to be made raising sheep or cattle in Wyoming?”
Bob: “So I’ve herd.”

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”